Your name is a super important thing. Not only does it set you apart from other skanky bitches, it’s also nice to hear when you’re getting hot and heavy with your mancandy of a guy. But some aren’t as blessed as, say, moi, in the name department, and instead were given frumpy family namesakes like Bertha or Luanne or Shirley, which definitely aren’t as fun to cry out at the peak of passion, but are good for making fun of in any high school chick locker room.In this week’s Pick, Joyful Julie [which she should really change to Job Action Julie, if she wants to jazz up her nightlife] helps assure one Sarah Connor of the sexiness in her name, regardless of the obvious nerd-movie reference.
I mean, seriously, Sarah, just thinking about a muscly, sweaty guy chanting Sarah Connor in a Terminator voice, moving up and down and up and sideways… God, you lucky bitch, just enjoy it!
