Hola, mijas. Today, I present to you a video that brings much-needed attención to the great injusticia that is plaguing our hearts. An issue that is suppressing our strong lady voces. Yes, amigas, I am talking about heteromasculine anti-feministas agendas. This pick teaches a valuable lección, one that can motivate us to walk through our front doors and TAKE A STAND. Just as this alfa feminista, Joyful Julie, urges, we must forge out into this big world and take a walk. A walk in a rally demanding more respeto por las mujeres. Demanding superior educación for our youth. Demanding we end consumption of dinosaurio fuel precioso. Si se puede, Comedivas.
However, I must inform you of my distaste for “El Negro Eyed Peas.” I find their discusión of lady humps and lumps arrogant and irrespetuoso. In addition, I believe yoga is for pendejos. I strongly recommend kickboxing or self-defense classes instead. What am I gonna do with all my junk? I’m gonna kick you in the cojones, will.i.idiota.