Hey, pussies. (“Bitches” doesn’t sound too appropriate this week, so whatever.)
Since the dawn of The Internet, Cat Videos have reigned supreme. Why? Oh, congratulations, f*cking furballsacks! You found the f*cking string thing! Seriously? That’d be way more impressive if you had to do that between some fatass’s cheeks after a few hits of the Jack D. (I’m talking to you, Juan. Call me.)
But this week’s pick changed everything. Not only does it expose the stupidity of every cat video on the webs, it also shows a cat partaking in all of my favorite post-drinking activities. I connected with that cat. The best f*cking day is the day I get to just do nothing but play with balls.
