Human Got Your Tongue!

Have you ever imagined a world where cats are linguistic word ninjas?  We have, too!  In our dream world of chatty kitties, cats not only talk to one another, they also have an ever-evolving dictionary to pull from.  Should this make-believe fantasy ever come true, you better be prepared to talk like the cool kittens.  Make sure you’re hip with the latest cat lingo and these awesome feline slang phrases.

Slang: Nip
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Meaning: Instead of pot or coke, cats are going to get their high from, what else but catnip?
Example: “Me and Fluffy are gonna hit the nip, you in?”

Slang: Hello Kitty
Meaning: Über adorable and cute, much like the beloved Japanese icon and role model.
Example: “Gah, you are totes Hello Kitty.”

Slang: Dig in the Litter
Meaning: Two cats getting down and dirty.  Particularly used in bad pick-up lines by alley cats.
Example: “Baby, I’d love to dig in the litter with you.”

Slang: Cheshire
Meaning: To taunt others by being annoyingly vague or mysterious.
Example: “Josh is going to ask me to prom?  Are you cheshiring me?”

snowballSlang: Pull a Snowball
Meaning: A reference to the numerous deaths cats named Snowball endure on The Simpsons.  Proof of survival of the fittest.
Example: “Did you hear about the burglar that died in the fireplace?  Way to pull a Snowball.”

Slang: Human Got Your Tongue
Meaning: You’ve lost the ability to communicate coherently.
Example: “Speak up, what’s wrong with you?  Human got your tongue?”

Slang: Garfield
Meaning: An attention whore.
Example: “I hate when Fifi interrupts me.  She’s such a Garfield.”

Slang: Tuna Tom
Meaning: Someone rich who can provide for you, similar to a human sugar daddy.
Example: “I love Fancy Feast, but I’d need to find me a Tuna Tom to afford it.”

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