Ron Swanson's Recipes

Parks and Recreation‘s Ron Swanson loves red meat and breakfast. While his diet would kill a normal man, due to his staunch Libertarian beliefs and his powerful mustache, 20k calories a day is A-Okay! Here’s a sneak peek at Mr. Swanson’s super-secret recipes:

Note: Comediva cannot confirm nor deny the health risks of the Ron Swanson Diet. Follow at your own risk!!!

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Luis Navarro is a token man slave and Director of Operations for Comediva. He is a proud Valley Boy ("Fer sure") and martial artist. He earned a Master's Degree in Counseling and is an ordained online minister! He also boasts an encyclopedic knowledge of the Star Wars Expanded Universe and post-1970s movie trivia. He is secure enough in his masculinity to admit a fondness for unicorns.

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