GLEE Reality Recap: I Am Unicorn
Comedivas, take note! According to Brittany, all you need to do to be a unicorn is know that you’re magical and not be afraid to show it! Now, it’s kind of nice to think about and being yourself is always lovely–but like so much of Glee, that shit ain’t real (and it ain’t the only thing that needed a reality check).
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Brit launches a sparkly pink campaign for Kurt on the position that he’s a unicorn and should therefore be Class President.
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We might love that sort of thing on this site, but high school was never a terribly supportive environment for sparkly pink gay unicorns.
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Schuester announces his plan to focus all his energy into winning Nationals and starts a dance-intensive Booty Camp with the help of Mike Chang. He hands the task of directing West Side Story to Emma, Beiste and Artie.
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If Schuester would shirk directing a musical for another long shot at winning Nationals, the grand prize would have to be like, a mountain of cocaine and the Batmobile or maybe a dragon skull.
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Shelby Corcoran, former Vocal Adrenaline choir director (and oh, by the way Rachel’s birth mother– but wait, I forgot to mention she’s the adoptive mother of Quinn & Puck’s daughter), joins the McKinley team to create a second Glee Club showcasing Sugar’s “talents.”
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As if Shelby’s role in the show wasn’t far-fetched in season 1–this time the little three-ring soap opera would have taken its mama drama straight to the Maury Show where the girls could all have their 15 minutes of shame.
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Kurt auditions for the role of Tony with “I’m the Greatest Star,” from the Stresisand show Funny Girl, and then is surprised when the judges doubt his ability to bring a certain masculine toughness to the part of a gangster. Go figure.
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The judges would’ve been doubting his macho before he belted out one of Bab’s classics, so it should come as no surprise that they were doubting it after the fact.
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Quinn confronts Schuester in one of Sue’s campaign videos documenting the story of a girl who lost it all when she got involved with the arts. Quinn later ditches the skanks and reclaims her spot in the Glee club.
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A little hair bleach and a falsetto will only take you so far. Although, if you’re setting your sights on a membership in the Glee Club, it’d probably take you far enough.
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How do you Gleeks feel about where the feel good hit of the fall is taking us?
