Geeky Home Decor You WISH Was on Etsy

Etsy is a wonderland of arts and crafts.  A virtual swap meet where creative folks can sell their wares.  And what do they sell?  Just about everything you can imagine!  From a crocheted boob pillow to preserved sheep fetuses, whatever your heart desires, you can probably find on Etsy. But can a discerning geek seeking some unique home decorating solutions find what they need in the world’s handmade marketplace?  

A Green Lantern


Tired of being chased back inside by the setting sun?  Tell Ra who’s boss and brighten up that backyard with a Green Lantern!  Fabricated from vintage metal, this charming (and possibly extraterrestrial!) light-source will beat back even the darkest night!  

NOTE:  Oan Power Ring not included!

Batmen

Source:  Deviantart.com
Pigeons are a superstitious cowardly lot!  Keep them off your roof with a few, well-placed Batmen!  Pigeon poop is unsightly and corrosive.  Left unattended, enough of it can bring a whole roof down around you!  Avoid a terrible death via avian fecal matter, put your trust in the Batmen!  A set of three premium, metal Batmen is guaranteed to spook off birds, raccoons and love interests!

Lasso of Truth Throw Rug

Protection for your wooden floors AND a built-in lie detector!  Sown by battle-hardened Amazon warrior-women on Paradise Island, this handsome rug will add a touch of class to any room in your home.  To activate the special Truth-features, simply wrap up your suspected liar and commence questioning!  BONUS:  Buy now and you’ll receive a free pair of bullet-deflecting salt-and-pepper shakers!

The Cosmic Treadmill
Bored of running on that old-fashioned treadmill?  Why not add some dimensional and/or time travel to your exercise routine?  Used by generations of Flashes to maintain their rock-hard abs and save the universe from death and destruction, now you don’t have to be the fastest person alive to look good, feel good and explore the Speed Force!

NOTE:  Use at your own risk!  Etsy is not liable for any injuries or changes to the time-space continuum.

Atlantean Retreat

Source: Petmania.us
Why settle for a humdrum fish bowl and a few goldfish when you can own an authentic piece of the lost city of Atlantis?!  Constructed from the ancient stone pillars that once ringed the lost continent, with a force field holding in the genuine Atlantean sea-water, this incredible work of art is a perfect fusion of very, very old, and extremely high-tech.  Marine life not included.  For a small fee, King Arthur of Atlantis, Aquaman himself, will come down and facilitate communication with your finned friends through his wondrous fish telepathy!  (Times have been rough since the CW passed on the Aquaman pilot in 2006.)