Frumpy Girl’s Guide to Smizing

If you’re a frumpy girl, chances are the only wear regularly is your DGAF [Don’t Give a F**k] attitude. But even those of us who prefer to stroll through life unburdened by the weight of make-up, overlarge brooches, and purses full of who-knows-what can sometimes find ourselves in situations where we really do GAF.

If you’re of frumpy mind as well as frumpy body, you probably don’t meet potentially flirtatious situations well. Winking, arm-stroking, laughing at bad jokes — all of these things are foreign to you, so the only solution is to encourage your target to make the first move.

This is the most helpful lesson we all learned from one Tyra Banks: Smizing. Saying nothing, but saying SO MUCH.

But how do we harness the power of the Smize?

 

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Hi, friend! I'm Vickie Toro. I'm the lesbian in Lesbros, the creator and one of the writers of BAMF Girls Club, and the Frumpy Girl who commiserates with your Style Ineptness. I'm a Potterhead, water-dancer, and overall TV junky. Also sports movies make me cry.

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