Boycott:
To encourage Hollywood to produce more socially conscious peliculas, I suggest we boycott all superheroes, like:
– The Hulk
– The Green Lantern
– Captain America
– Thor
– The X-Men
– Batman
– Spiderman
– Superman
– Rainman
– Darkwing Duck
– El Chapulin Colorado
2. Paper Money
Why:
According to National Public Radio, there are a total of $1 Billion in unused dollar coins just sitting in the Federal Reserve that nadie quiere usar, which is not helping the US national debt.
Que lastima, gente. Mira, I love making purchases using my one-dollar Sacajawea coins! (No se por que, but they’re the only form of US currency that doesn’t make me feel strangely exploited and marginalized.)
To encourage Americanos to change their ways, I suggest we boycott all paper dinero!
Boycott:
– Washingtons
– Lincolns
– Hamiltons
– Andrew Jacksons
– Ulyseussessessess… sess
– Clevelands
– McKinleys
– Madisons
– And future “Obamas”
3. Google
Why:
This past viernes, Nueva York became the 6th state to allow gay marriage!
I was so excited about estas noticias that I couldn’t wait to go online and see the “Google Doodle” that was drawn to honor this historic ocación.
Pero, when I went to Google’s website, I found that a “gay rainbow” only came up when I typed in the words “gay pride.”
Weeeeeak.
Con permiso, Google, but you make commercials featuring Lady Gaga and the “It Gets Better Project.” Los gays expect more from you, and until you give us the gayest doodle you ever doodled demonstrando your support for gay matrimonio we don’t want to have anything to do-odle with you.
Boycott:
– Google Maps
– Your Google Android Phone
– Google Shopping
– Gmail
– Google Images
– Google News
– Google Documents
– Google Books
– YouTube
– Blogger
– Google’s Chrome Web Browser…
[Editor’s Note: Unfortunately, Frida was not able to finish this article. Through word-of-mouth we’ve learned that she got lost on her way to work, and then was unable to submit her final draft on time — having to rely solely on the U.S. Postal service. Later, she was seen on the street asking people to read her personal journal, and begging them to leave comments in the margins. Finally, officials took her into custody after she kept shouting choppy, incomplete sentences like “Shakira music video!” “current weather in Cuba!” and “Haagan Dazs Dulce De Leche Ice Cream buy in bulk!“]
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