Boycott:
Any practice that threatens the lives of our sea creaturas like:
– NOTW (Nullifying of The Whales)
– and going fishing
2. Outer Space
Why: 
El ultimo Sabado, the Space Shuttle Atlantico made its final viaje to the International Space Station. Obama said the Space Shuttle programma has been cut back to allow for more investments in the struggling economia.
Pues, as a supporter of a strong economia, I have to agree. Pero siempre I will remember my sueño of being the first Latina astronaut to burn her bra in outer space.
Boycott:
To encourage investment in the economia over space exploración, boycott all of your dreams of going into outer space like:
– taking one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind … then bailando the cabbage patch on a bet from your comadre.
– telling Houston that you have a problema — a lady problema, porque you’re not sure how a pad works when you’re floating upside down.
– going to infinity, and beyond — and then going to Bed, Bath, and Beyond cerca del Starbucks that just opened up on Mars.
– joining the “trillion-mile high club” in order to boldly climax where no mujer has ever climaxed before.
3. Great Britain
Why:
Prince William and Kate Middleton visited the U.S. el ultimo fin de semana, and gente, is it just me or do you get a fuchi face whenever you hear about all this prince and princess locura?
Sabes que $1 is taken from every Englishman to fund the royal family? Cuando lo piensas, if there’s 61 million people in England that’s $61 million worth of crumpets that could go to el pobrecito Oliver Twist!
Hermanas, let’s boycott Great Britain until they dissolve la monarquía and use that money to support their struggling poor!
Boycott:
Anything remotely britanico like:
– Living in a castle and not paying la renta.
– Smoking a pipe while gritando “Ho! Ho! Old chap!”
– Playing croquet with flamingos and groundhogs.
– Hesitating to kill your tío after you find out he poisoned your papá and married your mamá.
– Having three fantasmas visit you on Christmas Eve.
– Solving elaborate murder misterios using your power of deduction.
– Casting an “alohomora” spell at The Hogwarts Escuela de Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Oh Frida, you’ve got to listen more carefully: if the debate in Congress really were about killing wildlife in Alaska, don’t you think the Tea Partiers would be supporting it?
I’m with you Frida! Will and Kate you can kiss my behind.