Boycott:
—Using the term “bootylicious” to describe someone’s ass
—Any episode of the reality show “Survivor”
—“Putting a ring on it” if you’re engaged
—Playing the video game “Halo”
—Paying your “Bills, Bills, Bills”
—Saying someone’s name when they ask you to “Say my name”
2. Potential Robots From The Future
Why: As everyone knows by now, former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger — or as I like to call him the “cochino-nator” — cheated on his wife, Maria Shriver, with a member of his house staff. That cabron even hid a love child with this other woman for ten years! When Arnold disrespected his wife, he disrespected all women of the world! Since Arnold once played a robot from the future, it makes sense to show our collective rage at his sexist behavior by boycotting all potential robots from the future.
Boycott:
All potential robots from the future like:
—Your cellphone
—Your Bluetooth device
—Your TV
—Your GPS Navigation system
—Your refrigerator
—Your coffee maker
—Mitt Romney
3. Playing With Balls
Why: Recently, Kobe Bryant called a referee “faggot” during a game, prompting a $100,000 fine and a fierce media backlash. This week, another basketball player was heard using the “F word” against a fan. Que pendejadas es esto, gente? Homophobia must not be tolerated! The only way to force the NBA to tone down its homophobic rhetoric is to boycott what Kobe Bryant and other basketball players love the most: playing with balls.
Boycott:
—Baseballs
—Basketballs
—Footballs
—Golfballs
—Foozeballs
—Ping Pong balls
—Goofballs
—Cheeseballs
—Fried Dough Balls
—Cinderella-type Balls
—Eggs (which in Spanish is another word for balls)
—Ballpoint pens
—Kick-ball changes when you dance
—Bollywood Films
4. Hotels
Recently, the head of the International Monetary Fund, Mr. Strauss-Kahn, was arrested for sexually assaulting a hotel worker. As The New York Times reports, it turns out that housekeepers — who are overwhelmingly women — are often times victims of sexual assault by hotel guests. And, no lo puedo creer, but it turns out that some hotel managers will discourage these workers from reporting the sexual assault to the authorities because they
believe it will be bad for business. I can’t believe this type of injusticia exists!
Boycott:
—Forgetting about your boyfriend and meeting Pitbull at his hotel room.
—Bringing all your girlfriends and meeting Pitbull at his hotel room.
—Hotels, Motels, and Holiday Inns
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