So, you want to throw a party this week, but you also want to be topical. What’s a hip, modern hostess to do? Well luckily for you, we here at Comediva have come up with some ideas for cool shindigs you could be throwing. So pop open a beer, call up some friends, and get your inner party animal on!
Comediva Birthday Party
Community Watch Party
Girl Scout Campout
Ides of March
Mitt Romney Birthday Party
The Seven Funniest Things About Ann Romney’s Mitt’s Birthday Meatloaf Cake Pin on Pinterest
7. Where a picture of meatloaf would usually go, there is a picture of Ann.
6. The way Mitt’s campaign is trying to make us feel sorry for him by stressing how he’s too busy to eat it this year. What’s that you’re hearing? Oh, it’s the sound of the world’s smallest violin, playing “My Heart Bleeds For You.”
5. Clicking through to Ann’s Pinterest board devoted entirely to patriotic foods, including Patriotic Punch (sadly unalcoholic) and weirdly appetizing-looking Red, White, and Blue Chex mix.
4. The woman in the comments who says, “Happy Birthday Mr. President.” Well, happy birthday, Obama! Didn’t realize it was your birthday, too! Silly me.
3. Grossing yourself out by accidentally reading the aforementioned “Happy Birthday Mr. President” line in the style of Marilyn Monroe trying to seduce Mitt Romney. Ew!
2. The unilateral references to the dish as “Birthday Meatloaf Cake,” therefore implying that this is what Mitt eats instead of real cake.
1. “Mittloaf”
Comediva Birthday Party
Community Watch Party
Girl Scout Campout
Ides of March
Mitt Romney Birthday Party
The Seven Funniest Things About Ann Romney’s Mitt’s Birthday Meatloaf Cake Pin on Pinterest
7. Where a picture of meatloaf would usually go, there is a picture of Ann.
6. The way Mitt’s campaign is trying to make us feel sorry for him by stressing how he’s too busy to eat it this year. What’s that you’re hearing? Oh, it’s the sound of the world’s smallest violin, playing “My Heart Bleeds For You.”
5. Clicking through to Ann’s Pinterest board devoted entirely to patriotic foods, including Patriotic Punch (sadly unalcoholic) and weirdly appetizing-looking Red, White, and Blue Chex mix.
4. The woman in the comments who says, “Happy Birthday Mr. President.” Well, happy birthday, Obama! Didn’t realize it was your birthday, too! Silly me.
3. Grossing yourself out by accidentally reading the aforementioned “Happy Birthday Mr. President” line in the style of Marilyn Monroe trying to seduce Mitt Romney. Ew!
2. The unilateral references to the dish as “Birthday Meatloaf Cake,” therefore implying that this is what Mitt eats instead of real cake.
1. “Mittloaf”
Got a favorite cupcake recipe you want to you urge us to make for our party? Are you prepared to engage in fisticuffs over the name “Tagalongs?” Do you, too, eat meatloaf in situations when normal people would eat cake? Let us know in the comments!