Fake Downton Abbey Spoilers!

Have you seen the season three finale of Downton yet?

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Could you believe it when: 

The Dowager countess confessed…

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…that she doesn’t care for newfangled contraptions.  Or when Thomas revealed that he loves…

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smoke almost as much as gossip.  It was utter madness when Carson and Lady Mary…

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…tenderly embraced in a father/daughter kind of way.  But the craziest thing was when The Dowager Countess said she only had a week longer to…

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…figure out which fancy hat to wear for Easter Mass.   It was insane watching Mary having to deal with…

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…being an aristocrat with awesome hair.  The worst was when Anna told Bates she wasn’t able to have his…

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tea ready in time for lunch. Didn’t your heart break when Bates…

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chose such a boring color for the walls? REALLY, Bates? Anna waited for you for months while you were in the slammer and you go with ecru?  How did you react when Branson had to…

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maintain eye contact, maintain his rebellious ways, try not to forget his roots, all while removing his hat.  But, wow, Poor Edith and her…

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continued plight of being the middle child.  OMG could you handle Mrs. Hughes…

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having to make tea with lukewarm water; how did she manage?!  But the absolute more unbelievable/mindblowing thing was when Lord Grantham…

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found a time machine and Carson learned to juggle. 

 

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