After some careful deliberations that involved a lot of gut instinct, dart-throwing, and rock-paper-scissors, here are our picks for the worst and dimmest in film-making of 2011.
Worst Relief of Sexual Tension – Twilight: Breaking Dawn
It takes a special lack of talent to ruin a vampire/human sex scene, especially one that’s been building for over 6 mind-numbing hours. But if anyone can, it’s the peeps behind Twilight.
Most Unpleasant Professional Experience for the Cast and Crew – Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
Don’t worry David Cross, we’ll never let them ‘munk you up again!
Worst Excuse for a Fourth Installment of a Quadrilogy – Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D and Aromascope (whatever the frak that is)
Look out, Land Before Time, there’s a new family franchise on the block just itching to go straight to DVD.
Worst Blatantly Obvious Targeting of Twihards – Red Riding Hood
Same director, same wolves, same drivel.
Worst Degradation of a Beloved ’80s Cartoon Icon – The Smurfs
Totally not Smurf-riffic.
And last but not least…
Worst Simultaneous Portrayal of a Dick and a Chick – Jack & Jill
If you ever need proof that men should leave being a funny woman to actual funny women, look no further than this gender-bender from Adam Sandler.
Make sure to check out the official Razzies nominations Saturday February 25th and get the complete list of cringe-worthy nominees that dishonored the art of film-making in 2011.
