But, in true pendejo form, he refused to shut up and take it: in this video, the douche still tries to stick by his medievally desgraciado argument. According to him, women aren’t funny because of an evolutionary gap: men learned to be funny porque humor is the way to any girl’s cha-cha.Okay, first of all, Don Juan, I wouldn’t touch you with a twenty-foot pole even if you made the best yo’ mama joke ever told.
Dos, when you say that the problem with mujeres in comedy is that they’re mostly “dykes, Jews, and butch,” lo que oigo yo is (what I hear is), “Funny mujeres refuse to sleep with me.”
Granted, you do say that the dykes, Jews, and butch mujeres don’t count as exceptions because they aren’t performing woman-specific comedy — que we’re “playing by the man’s rules” — and maybe this is true. But then you also say that mujeres who are pretty are guilty of that, too.
So maybe this is the solution to this problem: you said it yourself, that we don’t do this shit because we need to. Pues, this must mean that we do it because we’re damn good at it. Take pinche reproduction out of the equation, Bitchens: your standards are impossible to meet, so we’re just gonna do it to please ourselves.
Bitchen. Perfect nickname.