Celebrity Advice to Katy Perry

Recently, Donald Trump offered the quintessential California Gurl some dating advice via Twitter. Well, after one’s British-infused teenage dream implodes in public, it’s only natural for other celebs to blurt out advice in public forums, right? 

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Everyone loves random advice right before a big birthday!

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J-Lo

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A well-timed nip slip is a girl’s best friend.

Courtney Stodden

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Things rocky with Mayer? Come on VH1’s Couples Therapy with me!

Lady Gaga

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Launch a new initiative. New initiatives solve everything. That and meat clothing. Two words: meat cupcakes.

Adele

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Write a bunch of sad songs and then pop out a baby. The world won’t know what to think!

Brad Pitt

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Become the spokesperson for some product for which you being the spokesperson makes no sense.

Megan Fox

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Ditto, Brad…

James Franco

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Come teach a class with me at USC.

Heidi Montag

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When in doubt, host a sexy event at a Vegas strip club.

Katie Holmes

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Ditch all crazies and move to NYC. Simplify. 

Hulk Hogan

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Try not to make a sex tape with your buddy’s spouse.

Justin Timberlake

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Sneak weddings in Italy never fail.

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