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Top Movie Elves of All Time

The list that even Kanye can't even argue with.

10 Reasons Santa’s Elves Aren’t That Special

A discourse on why elves are overrated.

Romeo and Juliet and the Hobbit: A Divine Comedy

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Elf Pick-Up Lines

Girl, Buddy passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly ...

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Dec 18
Articles Comediva

Lesbros: “Butchest”

Vickie's really honing her butchness.

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Dec 18
Lesbros Comediva

Lindsey Stirling Spoof

Violins ain't got nothin' on this.

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Dec 17
Videos Katie Wilson

Legolas’s Elf Labor Rights Movement

Elves are people, too.

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Dec 17
Comics & Illustrations Valerie Armstrong

7 Celebrity Icons Suspected of Being Elves

Celebs so magical, they're probably Legolas's descendants.

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Dec 17
Articles Ollin Morales

7 Little-Known Facts about House-Elves

Think you're a house-elf expert? THINK AGAIN.

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Dec 17
Articles Laura J. Moss

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