Bad improv is like bad sex. It's just uncomfortable to watch.
Upstaging is a good thing.
This is why everyone hates student filmmakers.
I'm a dirty, cheating, slutty flight attendant!
You have to wait in line for everything good in LA. Right?
How do you "accidentally" have a date?
Note to self: Don't go on auditions you find on Craigslist.
Fact: There are a lot of freaks in LA.