Top 10: Worst Places for Sex

It would suck to have sex…
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1) …in Soviet Russia.

2) …inside a meteor hurtling towards the earth.

3) …in a rose bush.

4) …inside a water bottle.

5) …in Roman Polanski’s living room.

6) …in the trash compactor from Star Wars.

7) …in an ice cream truck while children are trying to purchase ice cream.

8) …in front of Rush Limbaugh.

9) …in a helicopter in the middle of a war.

10) ….with Michele Bachmann

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