The Best!
Naboo is one of the most picturesque, romantic places to take your favorite Na-boo. Why not take a romantic stroll by a waterfall, or perhaps a roll in the grass with a future tyrant? And don’t miss out on Otoh Gunga!
“Though I often found myself on this picturesque little planet under unfortunate circumstances, its natural beauty and pleasant people always provided a respite from the headaches of intergalactic war.” – O.W.K.
“A GREAT place to cuddle!!!!!!” – Ani S.
Cloud 9 is the fleet’s favorite escapist destination. Has the war with the Cylons turned you into a worrywort? Worry no more! At Cloud 9, you’ll almost forget humanity has been annihilated as you indulge in aromatherapy, massages, or maybe a quick date with a Lady of the Evening.
“The Starlight Lounge has fantastic ambrosia. Also, LOTS of places available to plot secretly!” – Tom Z.
Everyone has REALLY pretty hair! And swords!!
“Elrond is a fabulous host, if a little intense! “ – B.B.
“Great place to find old knick-knacks and curios, broken swords … and crushing heartache.” – Strider
Rousing Quidditch matches, broom-riding lessons, and dinner feasts that are nothing short of MAGICAL, Hogwarts truly has it all! Even a Squib can have a good time. With stairways that constantly rearrange themselves, you’ll never walk the same path twice! Insider tip: make sure to check out the Room of Requirement. They ALWAYS have what you need!
“I love the castle SOOOO much! I never wanted to leave. P.S. Check out the faucets in the Prefects’ Bathroom!” – M.M.
“The only place where you can ride a hippogriff and almost get eaten by a giant spider on the same day!” – Hagrid
“I see a trip here in your future!” – S.T.
“This place sucks.” – Basilisk
The Munsters live there! Who wouldn’t want to spend some time with Herman, Lily and Grandpa? Don’t forget to say hello to Spot before you go!
“I really felt welcome here, despite how ugly I am!” – Marilyn
The Worst!
You know, that hell planet from Star Wars. Talk about BURN!
“I’ll always feel like I left pieces of myself there…” – D.V.
It’s like spending your vacation in Wal-Mart.
“I wasn’t sure I would have a good time when I got my tickets, but they really suck you in!” – Locutus of Borg
People are always throwing rings around. Plus, the owner’s always watching you!
“Well, I like it!” – Sauron
Despite what Arnold Schwarzenegger always says, “GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!” He’s WRONG. Mars SUCKS.
“I was having a very good time and all of that, until my eyes bugged out.” – Doug Q.
Look, the only thing worse than being plugged into the Matrix is being UNPLUGGED! That shit’s bullshit!
“I don’t know what all these one-star reviews are about?! Ignorance is bliss! Can anyone recommend a good steakhouse?” – Mr. Reagan
