What happens when Bella Swan starts marathoning Parks and Recreation in order to distract her from Edward’s cloying neediness? What happens when Bella develops a huge crush on Ron Swanson and starts espousing libertarian values and enforcing free market capitalism in her Forks, Washington neighborhood?
Answers: This. Meet Bella Swanson.
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For more Bella fun, find out What Happens When You Replace Bella Swan with a Banana!