If Dr. Seuss was a doctor, does that mean he could prescribe medication? Take a page of self-help from some imagined Seussian texts!
One Drink, Two Drinks: Overcoming Alcoholism
One drink, two drinks, red drink, blue drink
This one has a souvenir glass, this one would knock me on my ass
But now that I’m in AA, I’ll have to pass!
Dad is Sad: How to Talk to Your Children About Divorce
DAD! DAD! Dad is sad. Dad saw mom with another lad.
MOM! MOM! Mom is calm. Calm and happy with her new man, Tom!
There’s a What in my Butt?! Coping Strategies for STD Diagnoses
There’s a pimple near this dimple, but something tells me it isn’t so simple…
The New You: Dealing with Break Ups
Get a manicure and maintain it with care.
Throw on some make-up and do up your hair.
Get your shit together and stop being a sad sack.
Then your self confidence may come back.
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