The following are selected songs from the production:
Curtain opens.
A direwolf yip signals the start of our play.
The stage bears sigils of each of the Seven Kingdoms; the very kingdoms that are scarred and torn by the travesty of war.
The only way our players can truly cope with their grief and strife is through the magic of song, which all too often is silenced by the plagues of bloodshed.
Scene 3.5, wherein the wrong King Joffrey shows Sansa the piked head of Ned Stark.
Sansa: “On the Ledge of Justice”
It’s hard to feel the rush
To push the dangerous
I’m gonna run right into you, over the ledge with you
Where you can just fall over and die.
You’re on the ledge of justice
And I’m hanging on a moment of ruth
Out on the ledge of justice
Gonna push you off, and that’s the truth
You’re on the ledge
The ledge
The ledge
The ledge
The ledge
The ledge
The ledge
You’re on the ledge of justice
And I’m hanging on a moment of ruth
Hound hold me back, would you?
Scene 3.7, wherein dragon triplets are born from ashes.
Daenerys: “Dragon Babies”
All the dragon babies, all the dragon babies
All the dragon babies, all the dragon babies
All the dragon babies, all the dragon babies
All the dragon babies
Now put ya’ hands up
Dothrakis in the club, just broke up, doing our own little thing
Decided to step, and now you wanna trip
‘Cause some dragon babies were born unto me
Scene 3.1, wherein Jon Snow slinks off to The Wall.
Jon Snow: “Somebastard ft. Ghost”
Now I’m just a bastard that you used to know
Ghost:
Woof
Scene 1.2, wherein Cersei and Jaime bang each other before getting interrupted by one Bran Stark.
Cersei and Jaime in unison: “We Found Incest”
Yellow hairdos in the light
And we’re banging tryin’ to hide
As Bran Stark witnesses us
What it takes to maim a kid
We found love in an incestuous place
We found love in an incestuous place
We found love in an incestuous place
We found love in an incestuous place
Scene 3.5, wherein Joffrey hears rumors about his birthright.
Joffrey: “Rumor Has It [Uncle: Father, Mother: Aunt, Too]”
It, it ain’t true
My Uncle Jaime isn’t my father, too
He’s not my father
You and I have ambition, or don’t you remember?
Sure, y’all Did It lots, but, mother, that’s only legal in West Virginia
Kill all the babies, the king was such a huge slut
They’ll make a fool out of me and, mom, it’s bringing me down
He made your heart melt and you’re cold to the core
Now rumor has it all these little babies must die.
Rumor has it
Scene 2.4, wherein Yorin cuts off Arya’s hair.
Arya: “Stark’s Child”
I’m a survivor
I’m not gon’ give up
I got my hair cut
I’m gon’ work harder
I’m a survivor
I’m gonna make it
I will survive
Keep on survivin’
Scene 2.6, wherein Tyrion Lannister gets a blowjob from a prostitute.
Tyrion: “Big Impin'”
Uhh, uh, uh, uh
It’s big impin’, baby.
It’s big impin’, baby, spending Gold Dragons.
Feel me uh-huh uhh uh-huh
Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah
Ge-ge-geyah, geyeah
Scene 3.9, wherein Bran serenades Hodor:
Bran: “Without Hodor [ft. Hodor ]”
I can’t stand, I can’t roam
I will never win this game
Without you, without you
I am lost, I am lame.
I will never be the same
Without you, without you
Hodor: “Hodor”
It’s like Hodor, Hodor, Hodor yeeeeah.
Like Hodor Hodor Hodor. x20
Check it out:
Game of Thrones Musical: Hear Me Roar – A Lannister Song, based on Grease 8Summer Nights)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iieWSI-R4T4