Hello, everyone. It’s lovely you all could be here.
Sam and I have an announcement to make. A lot of you have been asking and… it’s true…
…My birth control is working!!
Thank you, yes, we’re very excited.
It’s Tri-Sprintec. Oh, thank you, yes, we’re so pleased to share the news with you!
It’s the generic version of Ortho-Tricyclen because Ortho-Tricyclen Lo made me break out.
We wanted to wait to announce it until we were really certain it was working… and it is!
So our plan is to carry on just as we were before, going out to dinner and tending to our own interests. We’ll be spending money entirely on ourselves. Thank you, we couldn’t be more pleased.
We will be going to finally see Argo and not hiring a sitter and then of course when we go to the Grand Canyon, where there will be no baby to keep from falling over into the canyon! The apartment will continue to be filled with pet dander and our own mess and no one else’s. We’re so excited.
And the non-grandmothers-to-be are welcome to continue focusing on their wheat-free weight-loss plans and perhaps one-day retirement.
You’re all welcome to come over as early as you like and stay as late as you please and get wasted with us anytime you like. If you wish to bring pot, that’s lovely, but be advised that it mostly puts us to sleep. Thank you so much for your love and support.
Ooh, I can feel my dinner moving around in there! We truly feel so blessed.
L’chaim!
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