A Terrible Christmas Guest

Iselle and Sascha met within the hallowed halls of the USC School of Theatre, where they dreamt of a future that was bright.  A great big world out there where girls could be hilarious AND drive really nice cars with really hot boyfriends in the back-seats.  A world where it was cool to dress up like a cat and just hang out.  A better world.  For all people.  But especially for people with boobs.

Alex grew up on a Kentucky farm playing Davy Crockett and entertaining herself with a shovel and bucket of water.  She thought that all kids played like her, but as she started school and met children that had grown up with cable TV, she realized that coonskin caps and cowboy boots were not the kind of cool she had once thought.  She tried to make sense out of things she didn't understand like any healthy person would, by mocking or ignoring them.  With the enabling powers of Sascha & Iselle, she continues to live the dream.

Also, she is baffled by hipsters that wear animal tails on their belts.  Apparently it's cool now? 

...Now, let's go to Menchie's.