By Maven Sultry
“Voyeur in There”1
There’s a voyeur there
In the exhibitionists’ lair.
He likes it ‘cause it’s OK to stare.
With his eyes on their thighs
And smiles on their faces
So happy to be watched
In their sexy embraces.
And he’ll let out a shriek
If you look in to peek.
‘Cause it gives him a scare
If he knows that you’re there
That self-conscious voyeur
In the exhibitionists’ lair.
“The Red Dildo”2
so much depends
upon
a red
dildo
covered in plastic
wrap
beside the pink
strap-ons.
1. Bear In There by Shel Silverstein
2. The Red Wheelbarrow, by William Carlos Williams
Thanks guys! It brings me much joy to hear that people like my porno poems as much as I enjoy writing them!
Kristen, I love your brilliance!!!
I’m not familiar with the original poems, but the parodies are charming.