Wonder Woman and the Amazons:
Why wouldn’t anyone want to get in on this massive girl-on-girl action? Unfortunately for the fellows out there, this one’s exclusively for our bisexual female and lesbian audience … the Amazons and their leader are not much into dudes. Just make sure you’re into wrestling … it’s gonna be a sporty affair.
Harley Quinn from Batman:
For those of you who are down with OPP, what could be more enticing than the Joker’s main squeeze? She’s got the flexibility and bangin’ bod fanboys dream about, and simultaneously is batshit crazy, which you know would make her a tremendous lay. Plus, she’s deeply emotionally invested in the Joker, so she totally wouldn’t get all clingy and shit. That’s reserved for him. (And since he finds it annoying, he’d probably be stoked to get rid of her for the evening.)
Centaur:
So this is not exactly a specific geek reference, though I guess you could sort of tie it into Narnia and Mr. Tumnus the faun if you wanted to, though he’s way less hot … at any rate, banging a centaur is a fantastical fetish that lately was popularized by that Old Spice commercial. A cute guy who’s hung like a horse … literally … who wouldn’t enjoy that?
The Incredible Hulk:
What can we say about Dr. Bruce Banner? First off, he’s a doctor: very respectable. Second, he’s a grower, not a show-er. Lastly, you will probably have the most intense angry sex of your LIFE when you complain about who did the dishes last. Granted, a car might get thrown through a wall, but … so worth it.
Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen:
Through the wonders of atomic physics, Dr. Manhattan can multiply into several Dr. Manhattans. He’s thus able to simultaneously fondle, kiss, orally pleasure and f*ck his girlfriend while doing his taxes. In the graphic novel (slash not so good movie), she finds this disturbing. I find this super, super awesome. Will you come do my taxes, Dr. Manhattan?
Professor X and Magneto:
The original gangstas of X-Men, this manlove duo would be perfect for an epic threesome. First, Magneto would be all floating you in the air and stuff, and second, even if you’d never had a threesome before and were all freaking out, Professor X would get into your mind and be all “It’s totally cool, you’re really turned on” and you’d love it. Plus: sexy Michael Fassbender and dreamy-eyed James McAvoy would be a sweet threesome even without powers. Rawrl!
Why wouldn’t anyone want to get in on this massive girl-on-girl action? Unfortunately for the fellows out there, this one’s exclusively for our bisexual female and lesbian audience … the Amazons and their leader are not much into dudes. Just make sure you’re into wrestling … it’s gonna be a sporty affair.
Harley Quinn from Batman:
For those of you who are down with OPP, what could be more enticing than the Joker’s main squeeze? She’s got the flexibility and bangin’ bod fanboys dream about, and simultaneously is batshit crazy, which you know would make her a tremendous lay. Plus, she’s deeply emotionally invested in the Joker, so she totally wouldn’t get all clingy and shit. That’s reserved for him. (And since he finds it annoying, he’d probably be stoked to get rid of her for the evening.)
Centaur:
So this is not exactly a specific geek reference, though I guess you could sort of tie it into Narnia and Mr. Tumnus the faun if you wanted to, though he’s way less hot … at any rate, banging a centaur is a fantastical fetish that lately was popularized by that Old Spice commercial. A cute guy who’s hung like a horse … literally … who wouldn’t enjoy that?
The Incredible Hulk:
What can we say about Dr. Bruce Banner? First off, he’s a doctor: very respectable. Second, he’s a grower, not a show-er. Lastly, you will probably have the most intense angry sex of your LIFE when you complain about who did the dishes last. Granted, a car might get thrown through a wall, but … so worth it.
Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen:
Through the wonders of atomic physics, Dr. Manhattan can multiply into several Dr. Manhattans. He’s thus able to simultaneously fondle, kiss, orally pleasure and f*ck his girlfriend while doing his taxes. In the graphic novel (slash not so good movie), she finds this disturbing. I find this super, super awesome. Will you come do my taxes, Dr. Manhattan?
Professor X and Magneto:
The original gangstas of X-Men, this manlove duo would be perfect for an epic threesome. First, Magneto would be all floating you in the air and stuff, and second, even if you’d never had a threesome before and were all freaking out, Professor X would get into your mind and be all “It’s totally cool, you’re really turned on” and you’d love it. Plus: sexy Michael Fassbender and dreamy-eyed James McAvoy would be a sweet threesome even without powers. Rawrl!
What’s YOUR geeky sex dream?
Ooooh Magneto – he was rockin’ that movie with all his angst. Yeowza!
I’m also HUGE about David Tennant as Doctor Who. OH EM GEE! For real, yo. Hawt.
Touche on the irony detection, Dr. Jack. Yet in my defense…
if Mr. Tumnus could get in your head and make you feel all sexy, then he’d be hot, too. Also, goatman hybrid head no is sexy, while James McAvoy sans goat features = sexy.
Macavoy played Mr. Tumnus….where’s your logic now, 2k?