Okay, gente, listen up. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of a cock-shaped barco trying to crash through our latest ola!This week’s video is about something muy pero muy importante. For too many generaciones, men (and even women!) in our society have mocked female comediennes, saying such tonterías como, “Women cannot be funny.” As ridiculous as it may seem, discriminación against the female comic still exists! When will this end, mujeres?! When will we take up armas and once and for all destroy the penis jokes that bind us to la cocina?
We must stand strong as women and prove to those malditos pigs que funny is funny, no matter what partes you keep in your pants (and skirts)! AND OUT OF YOUR PANTS/SKIRTS. ¡SEXO-POSITIVISMO PARA TODOS!
So I turn to this video, mujeres. These women have expertly castrated los críticos malcreados with humor. They have shown everyone just how ridiculous those estereotipos are. And they have clearly formed a sociedad to build an all-woman fuerza.
First you lure them under false pretensiones with laughs and charm, then hook them with sneaky banter
feminista, and then ATAQUE their manhood with your claws of JUSTICIA. Y voilá: dominación completa!Regardless, hermanas, NOW is the time to grab hands and join the movimiento. We shall fight the system and prove to the world that women are funny, inteligente, and powerful!
¡¡¡SÍ SE PUEDE!!!
