Recently, Donald Trump offered the quintessential California Gurl some dating advice via Twitter. Well, after one’s British-infused teenage dream implodes in public, it’s only natural for other celebs to blurt out advice in public forums, right?

Everyone loves random advice right before a big birthday!
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J-Lo

A well-timed nip slip is a girl’s best friend.
Courtney Stodden
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Things rocky with Mayer? Come on VH1’s Couples Therapy with me!
Lady Gaga

Launch a new initiative. New initiatives solve everything. That and meat clothing. Two words: meat cupcakes.
Adele

Write a bunch of sad songs and then pop out a baby. The world won’t know what to think!
Brad Pitt
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Become the spokesperson for some product for which you being the spokesperson makes no sense.
Megan Fox

Ditto, Brad…
James Franco

Come teach a class with me at USC.
Heidi Montag

When in doubt, host a sexy event at a Vegas strip club.
Katie Holmes
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Ditch all crazies and move to NYC. Simplify.
Hulk Hogan

Try not to make a sex tape with your buddy’s spouse.
Justin Timberlake

Sneak weddings in Italy never fail.
