Does your love life feel like one big existential continuation of high school? Do you find your anti-social tendencies and nostalgia for 90s cartoons gets in the way? Is the love of your life sitting right in front of you, too lazy and stoned to notice you or do much of anything? Then you might be Daria Morgendorffer (or a Tumblr addict…is there really a difference?) But before you take to creative writing and try to poem your way out of heartbreak, give love another chance with these Daria pick-up lines straight from the halls of Lawndale High.
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