7 Other Places Sex Takes Bruno Mars (When He’s Feeling Geeky)

 We know of two locations that Bruno Mars frequents during coitus: paradise and heaven.  Ever wonder what other places have stamped Mr. Mars’ sexual passport?  

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We found a few discarded lyrics that might clue us in on Bruno’s sexy and nerdtastic journeys.  

7. ‘Cause your sex takes me to Coruscant…

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6. ‘Cause your sex takes me to Westeros…

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5. ‘Cause your sex takes me to Hobbiton… 

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4. ‘Cause your sex takes me to The Nexus…

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3. ‘Cause your sex takes me to Narnia…

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2. ‘Cause your sex takes me to Wormulon…

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1.’Cause your sex takes me to Gallifrey… 

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Oh, yeah, yeah! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Squee! Oh, yeah, yeah!, Oh  yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah  Squee!

 

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