6 Toys That Are Unintentionally Sexual

You’re out shopping for your niece’s bday present…. it’s an action figure, no wait, a sex toy? You’re not too sure, but hey, why not try it out?

Doctor Who: Sonic Screwdriversonicscrewdriver_072412It’s got a light, numerous settings, and yes, maybe you’ll travelthrough time with Dr Who. Oh, and it’s basically a giant dildo, too.

Hawkeye Action Figurehawkeye_072412He’s got a bow, he’s got an arrow… but, he’s also got a hot bod that could save your day.

Cinderella Costumesexycinderella_072412Damn Cindi, we didn’t know it was like that. This costume’s definitely not for your kid.

Police Officer Beltpolicebelt_072412_v2

Um, can we say, sexy cop? There’s something in here for everyone: handcuffs, a walkie talkie, and of course, a belt. Get criminal.

Barbie “She Said Yes”barbiesaidyes_072412Barbie said “yes” to what? We’ll leave that one up to your imagination.

Shrek Chia Petshrekchia_072412Grass growing out of Shrek’s head? There’s definitely something sexual about that.

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