In case you were unaware, there are some places where the Truffle Shuffle is not welcome. Fact.
Cemetery
Goonies never say die!! This would be the last place you want to be when the dead rise up. Not only is it deemed disrespectful by most but with your lovely Truffle Shuffle skills you will most likely find yourself without an appropriate audience.
Hogwarts
The Truffle Shuffle lets off way to much happiness and you along with those around you will most likely become the soul meal of the Dementors.
If that’s not convincing enough I don’t really think you can pull off earning any house points either. Instead you may find yourself stuck in the girls lavatory with Moaning Myrtle.
Tattoo
Yes show your Goonies pride by Truffle Shuffling in various places BUT It’s not recommend to get this famous act permanently embedded in you skin. Truffle Shuffling your jiggly belly is one super awesome thing, but the shuffling of your other body parts is not quite the same…
Bris
Just don’t do it.
Way to dangerous!! It could get out of hand and end up cutting off the entire… well you know what I mean. YIKES!!!
Le Mis
Ehh… better not…
I’m not saying it wouldn’t totally spice up the movie just a bit more, but I’m sure it would take away from the importance of Oscar winning Anne Hathaway’s baldness and singing skills. Maybe once the Mis hype dies down…
Mid Yoda Battle
Truffle Shuffling could be technically considered affiliation with the Dark side. That is not a proven fact… but you definitely don’t want to mess with the little green wise one just in case. This Master Jedi has some pretty baller skills as it is and with his light saber he could end your shuffling skills all together. Remember what happened when young Ani got his arm hacked off? He’ll never be able to do the Macarena the same again! Now that is some pretty serious shit!
Now that everyone has seen the organized seizer dancing that is indeed “The Harlem Shake”, I just wanted to point out that Chunk is so hipster that he was already shaking it up before it was cool!
Mad Respect!
