Ryan Murphy’s delightfully creepy American Horror Story: Asylum ends this week. Considering all the crazy stuff that’s happend at Briarcliff and all the loose ends left to tie up, what will we see when the finale airs on Wednesday? Here are our hopes…
Another musical number.
A Ryan Murphy as crazy new patient cameo.
Sister Mary pulls an AHS season one trick and returns as a ghost.
An explanation for those creatures around Briarcliff.
A return of the leather suit from season one. Possibly involving Monsignor Timothy.
More Sister Jude laying the smack down.
Kit Walker not in tighty whities.
That statue from the opening credits actually coming to life.
Taissa Farmiga in some kind of creepy psycho kid role.
Kurt from Glee is somehow involved.
The Angel of Death sporting her Moira looks, just to shake things up.
The patients make something other than bread in the kitchen.
The reveal that Dr. Thredson probably isn’t actually dead. Right?
More of Sister Jude’s drunken antics and possibly her lounge-singing.
Lana Winters womans up, writes that shocking expose, comes out of the closet, and gives up smoking.
The devil returns in the form of Connie Britton.
Did we mention another musical number?
Fox Mulder and Dana Scully show up and figure out the whole alien thing.
More of Pepper being awesome.
Someone else wearing Jude’s red undies.
The final Asylum episode is a Glee-style musical. Come on, Ryan Murphy. You know you want to.
