12 Wishes to Make on 12/12/12

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12. Dunkin’ Donuts releases 0-calorie dozen donuts.

11. Elevensies appears on the Taco Bell menu as “5th meal.”

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10. David Tennant guest stars on the Doctor Who Christmas Special.

9. A drunken DanRad reveals that he’s been penning a script for a 9th Harry Potter movie.

8. A drunken JK Rowling announces plans for an 8th Harry Potter book.

7. Daniel Craig signs on to be 007 for next 50 years.

6. Troy and Abed confirm the Community motion picture.

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5. Ryan Murphy is ousted from Glee’s 5th season. Steven Moffat takes over and the world rejoices.

4. Stephenie Meyer stops at 4 Twilight books.

3. Sherlock Season 3’s release date is moved up to January.

2. Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling announce they’re both bi. But not together.

1. One Direction breaks up.

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A native of Jacksonville, Florida, Kristen Bobst grew up a tomboy with two brothers, several unruly pets, and an overactive imagination. After surviving four years of Gossip Girl-style antics at a ritzy private high school, Kristen went on to the University of Florida (Go Gators!). Due to an uncanny Oscar Wilde obsession, she then traveled to Dublin to study Anglo-Irish Literature at Trinity College. While overseas, she spent much time staying in seedy hostels and carousing with the locals. To this day, Kristen cannot convert Fahrenheit to Celsius without the use of a scientific calculator. Kristen recently completed the University of Southern California’s MFA program in Screenwriting. She still has an overactive imagination and several unruly pets. Comediva writer and performer Vickie Toro graduated from USC with degrees in I Don’t Know How to Do Practical Things Like Math and Maybe I Should’ve Listened to My Mother (i.e. Cinema-Television Critical Studies and Narrative Studies). She spends her time thinking about deep things, getting distracted by not-deep things, and then gigglesnorting. Comediva. Where the funny girls are.

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