12. Dunkin’ Donuts releases 0-calorie dozen donuts.
11. Elevensies appears on the Taco Bell menu as “5th meal.”
10. David Tennant guest stars on the Doctor Who Christmas Special.
9. A drunken DanRad reveals that he’s been penning a script for a 9th Harry Potter movie.
8. A drunken JK Rowling announces plans for an 8th Harry Potter book.
7. Daniel Craig signs on to be 007 for next 50 years.
6. Troy and Abed confirm the Community motion picture.
5. Ryan Murphy is ousted from Glee’s 5th season. Steven Moffat takes over and the world rejoices.
4. Stephenie Meyer stops at 4 Twilight books.
3. Sherlock Season 3’s release date is moved up to January.
2. Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling announce they’re both bi. But not together.
1. One Direction breaks up.
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