Sure, Valentine’s Day is a bit more spirited when you’ve got someone special to share it with — but honestly, there’s a lot of really cool sh*t about flying solo on the 14th that oughtta give you the warm fuzzies. Here are the 10 best things about being a single lady on Valentine’s Day.
1. You don’t have to guess at which over-priced greeting card really appeals to your sweetie’s sensibilities. Your options are cards featuring the all-mighty “L” word or witty animals in bowties…choose wisely.
2. You can take yourself out to the mall and laugh at all the couples waiting 2 and a half hours for a table at PF Changs, and, while you’re there, you can laugh at all the couples who wound up at Hot Dog on a Stick too!
3. You don’t have to shave your legs. Which is awesome.
4. You don’t have to shave your vagina. Which is wicked awesome.
5. A box of ice cream sandwiches is cheaper than a box of condoms and will taste better than even the best of the flavored variety.
6. You don’t have to hide your raging alcoholism.
In fact, many single ladies will be celebrating theirs.
7. You don’t have to deal with that special somebody forgetting Valentine’s Day! The down side is that today no one will let you forget that it’s Valentine’s Day.
8. Chocolate goes on sale 75% off the next day. Sure you have to buy it yourself, but you don’t have to blow anybody for it.
9. You don’t have to worry that your secret admirer is secretly a stalker… because you know it’s just your mom trying to be sweet.
10. You can spend the day doing whatever you want, like say, browsing the internet and stumbling upon super rad articles on hilarious websites *ahem*
And if you get desperate enough you can head on over to Craigslist.
So tell us, single ladies of the interwebs, what’s giving you the warm fuzzies this V-Day?
