1. Harry Potter has your back.
2. People like Kristin Chenoweth and Anna Kendrick serenade you and want to be your friends “For Good”.
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3. Some people think you have superpowers.
Like Weather Control:
And, Mind Control.
4. Your friends think your opinions are the most important and accurate opinions of all time.
5. Any movie we appear in is at least rated pg-13, thereby automatically making us badass.
6. This guy plays for our team:
7. As does this guy:
8. And this senator:
9. This guy will never be your friend:
10. People gave up Chick-Fil-A for you:
11. When Obama mentioned us in his inaugural speech, he wasn’t smote by God.
