Poor Cat is permanently attached to the lowliest of Earth’s creatures: dogs. Being the cat lovers we are, we don’t hold that against him and are still stuck on him.
We’d love to be cryogenically frozen with this fur-less wonder. He may be Dr. Evil’s, but he’s pure wholesome goodness in our groovy world.
8. Bill the Cat
When your creator describes you as “a character whose very saliva dripping face would send hordes of consumers screaming from their mall gift stores,” you were clearly born to be fugly. Berkeley Breathed hit the mark with Bill the Cat, the misshapen walking hairball with a heart of gold.
Weird food cravings and creepy glares aside, we’d make sure he can has cheezeburger any day.
6. Two-Face Frank and Louie
The oldest two-faced cat cyclops in the world, this guy proves two faces are so better than one.
5. Mike Myers as the Cat in the Hat
Ok, this one isn’t really lovable, more like what Freddy Kruger would look like as a cat: terrifying.
4. Princess Chunk
Tipping the scales at 44 lbs, Princess Chunk (who was renamed Prince Chunk after the discovery she was really a he) was one giant ball of love. Sadly, this tubby tabby has passed way, but he still lives on in the clogged arteries of those who loved him.
3. Smelly Cat
Phoebe Buffay paid homage to this tortured soul with her hit song in the 90s. While his pungent odor is not for the feint of nose, just remember it’s not his fault.
2. Grizabella from Cats
Poor Grizabella, you are shunned by the rest of the Jellicle Cats, but you’ll always have a special place in our memory.
1. Yoda the Four-Eared Cat
Our winner for fugliest cat, how can you not love a guy who resembles a Star Wars character? If he can’t hear your heart beating with love, no cat can.
Is there a fugly feline we failed to include? Let us know in the comments below!
4eared cat scares me.
Catdog is like the Human Centipede of animal cartoons. Has anyone considered that Cat must poop out of Dog’s mouth? You know you did, even in sixth grade.