10 Accidentally Inappropriate Toys

There’s something about accidentally inappropriate toys that’s just so wrong, it’s funny (you know, when it doesn’t ruin your childhood.) Whether you’re toy shopping for a birthday party or a Christmas party, you want to make sure you avoid an awkward situation with your niece — so avoid buying any of these 10 accidentally inappropriate children’s toys:

1. This impatient Spider-Man souvenir cup.

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2. This Tickle Me Elmo that has had enough of your playtime.

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3. This baby with a pregnant baby.

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4. Batman on a hot summer day.

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5. This pole dancing doll.

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6. This poorly designed Wolverine inflatable.

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7. A 300 piece puzzle of the cast of The Jersey Shore. Seriously.

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8. This Superman who wants to get stuffed…?

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9. This unfortunate Dora game that someone clearly didn’t think through.

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10. This “lovely straight jacket” (why hide what you’re really feeling, parents?)

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1 comment

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    OMG, I thought the Spiderman cup was bad, but the Wolverine blowup is crazy! And what demented person came up with the idea of pregnant babies?

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