Wednesday, May 16, 2012

What Would Katniss Do for a Klondike Bar?

Your favorite fictional characters are now spokespeople of your favorite products!
Vickie Toro, Art by Emily McGregor Created by  Vickie Toro, Art by Emily McGregor  
Product placement is a staple for every major Hollywood production. So what would happen if your favorite fictional characters were recruited as actual sponsors for your favorite products?

Don Draper -- Viagra

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Who better to make men feel okay about their erectile dysfunction than THE leading womanizer himself, Don Draper? If Don can do it, so can you.

Rory Williams -- 5-Hour Energy

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Got that 2:30 feeling? Having trouble keeping up with your time lord friend? Need help keeping a sharper eye on your lady and said time lord? Just kick back a 5-Hour Energy!

Argus Filch -- University of Phoenix

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After years of trying and failing to reverse his squibness, Filch finally decided to lay down his caretaker duties in exchange for a brighter future.

John Bates & Anna Smith -- LegalZoom.com

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Divorce can be a tricky business, especially when your wife's a nutso, money-grubbing douche-nozzle. And that's where the folks over at LegalZoom.com come in! But now you don't have to wait for her to kick the bucket! Get rid of that hag and shack up with your new lady love with just a few clicks of the mouse! 

Katniss Everdeen -- Klondike

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What would Katniss do for a Klondike bar? WHAT WOULDN'T KATNISS DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?

Ron Swanson
-- Lipitor


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Bacon is the nectar of the gods. Lathered up in all that juicy, juicy goodness. So nectary, is it, that it even manifests in your arteries, refusing to let you go. So when you, too, find yourself in the tangles of forbidden, clogging love, be sure to keep the stress down and use protection: Lipitor.

Liz Lemon -- Mini Babybel Cheese

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She's workin' on her niiiiight cheeeeeeese [uh uh uh]. And her day cheese. And her afternoon cheese. And her Whatever, Whenever Cheese. Have you lizzed today?

Sansa Stark -- Mooncup

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Period got you down? If you, like Sansa Stark, can't afford to let people know about your monthly visitor because popping out the spawn of a sadistic boy-king just doesn't fit in to your current lifestyle, hit up the closest CVS for your own set of menstrual cups! Slightly more tolerable cramps and, most importantly, no leaking: what happens in your uterus, stays in your uterus.

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Vickie Toro, Art by Emily McGregor

Comediva writer and performer Vickie Toro graduated from USC with degrees in I Don’t Know How to Do Practical Things Like Math and Maybe I Should’ve Listened to My Mother (i.e. Cinema-Television Critical Studies and Narrative Studies).  She spends her time thinking about deep things, getting distracted by not-deep things, and then gigglesnorting. Vickie loves everything about comedy: the joy, the laughter, the women, etc.  But, just in case, she’s trying to find a way to make Jane Lynch her suga-mama.

Emily McGregor is the V.P. of Production at Comediva.  Emily was that token girl in a vast sea of pimply-faced techno-geeks in her high school AV club.  Now, she develops content for the interwebs and directs webisodes and stuff (psst, she directed The Divas and Guy Time).  She also made that thing you just read; that thing right above this thing you're reading now.  She hopes you liked it.  If not, don't leave a comment.  If you did, send her flowers and whiskey.

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