Justin Bieber turned 19 recently. For a 19-year-old, he sure has accomplished a lot more than you or I ever did at that age (and most likely ever will).
1. Hanging out with Usher vs. Hanging Usher posters on your bedroom wall
2. Getting a tattoo vs. Listening to t.A.T.u.
3. Kissing Selena vs. Missing Selena
4. Wearing hammer pants ironically vs. Wearing hammer pants unironically
5. Having a perfume brand called “Girlfriend” vs. Wishing you had a girlfriend
6. Starring in a 3D biopic vs. Starting your biographical memoir (which will more than likely only be read by yourself)
7. Having an army of girls who call themselves “Beliebers” vs. Having your mother tell you she believes in you
8. Hanging out with Victoria’s Secret models like it’s no big deal vs. Purposely avoiding Victoria’s Secret at the mall because it is a big deal
9. Having a hit single called “Baby” vs. Constantly worrying that you are going to have a baby
10. Nominated for 2 Grammys vs. Nominated “World’s Best Grandkid” by your Grammy
