Think you’ve got the Christmas spirit? Take our quiz and find out just how festive you’d be if you were a holiday drink!
You whip out the lights and ornaments:
a) Thanksgiving morning, right after the bird gets in the oven.
b) The Tuesday after Cyber-Monday, as you can’t possibly miss the big sales.
c) Right after you and your partner use the good old “tryptophan” excuse to make-out in your parent’s guest bedroom.
d) When hell freezes over.
The holiday tune that you are most likely to hum along to is:
a) All of them.
b) “Santa Baby” – You completely sympathize with wanting the deed to a platinum mine.
c) “All I Want for Christmas Is You (Naked)”
d) “Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer” – At least someone dies in it.
It’s just not the holiday season until you’ve:
a) Watched A Wonderful Life, White Christmas, and A Charlie Brown Christmas back-to-back.
b) Scoured through the winter Nordstrom catalog.
c) Re-created your favorite Christmas-themed porn scene.
d) Thrown coal at carolers while yelling “Tis the season to piss off!”
Your Christmas catch-phrase is:
a) Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight!
b) Pretty presents for pretty girls.
c) Is that a candy cane, or are you just excited to see me?
d) Bah humbug.
Topping your Christmas list is:
a) Peace on earth.
b) The three C’s: Cashmere, Cartier, and Choo’s.
c) Your significant other wrapped in nothing but a bow.
d) That next year you turn into a bear and hibernate through December.
Scroll down for results!
Mostly “A”: Starbucks Peppermint Mocha
Watch out Santa, there’s a new keeper of holiday cheer in town! You not only revel in the holidays, you live for them. Whether it’s listening to Christmas music year-round, or winning the “Best Decked Cubicle” award for the umpteenth year in a row, you are the embodiment of Christmas in a cup.
Mostly “B”: Cristal Champagne
You’ve got good taste and aren’t afraid to delight in the finer things, even during the merriest time of the year. You know what the holidays are really about: packages, boxes and bags. You’ve been good all year, why shouldn’t you spoil yourself a little bit with a new cashmere sweater or right-hand bling.
Mostly “C”: Mulled Wine
Like the delicious concoction, you’re smooth and warm. Sugar, spice and everything naughty. Mistletoe is just another excuse for action. That someone special better be ready to unwrap you over and over again under the tree.
Mostly “D”: Pabst Blue Ribbon
