Web Creeper of the Week: Third Time’s a Charm

I have heard about and experienced firsthand the nightmare that is internet dating.  It seems the internet is a breeding ground for perverts, douche bags, and mental pygmies.  I would be remiss if I did not share these experiences with all of you Comedivas.  Yes, these are real conversations.

Third Time’s a Charm

creeper_third-times-charm_medYou have got a nice breastPersistentPenis:  hi

MissAnthropic:  Sup.

PersistentPenis:  you have got a nice breast

MissAnthropic:  Just one nice breast?  The other one isn’t so great?  That’s good to know.

PersistentPenis:  what do u do in ur life sweetie

MissAnthropic:  I have already spoken to you and politely asked you to stop contacting me two or three times.

PersistentPenis:  so what baby

MissAnthropic:  So… if you didn’t get the first three hints, leave me alone.  Your advances are unwelcome.

PersistentPenis:  I want to see your breast I want put my dik in them

MissAnthropic:  Well, as soon as you can find it, let me know.  From your photo it appears you probably haven’t seen it in years with that preggo belly.

PersistentPenis:  I found it when can we meet I want to tak you ouft

PersistentPenis:  hello! baby!

PersistentPenis:  hello…

PersistentPenis:  bitch


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Candi Leigh is a writer from Las Vegas, NV who has published columns with RidersReview Magazine. Most days she can be found staring absently at her laptop screen or out drinking at the bar, pen and notebook tucked into her bag, unused. She is mostly just a mean-spirited individual that takes pleasure is being nasty to people (read: honest) and has somehow made a career out of it. Her hobbies include scaring small children, sexually harassing men, making phallic symbols out of found objects, offending old people and swearing like a sailor. 

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