Web Creeper of the Week: Stop and Go Ho

I have heard about and experienced firsthand the nightmare that is internet dating. It seems the internet is a breeding ground for perverts, douche bags, and mental pygmies. I would be remiss if I did not share these experiences with all of you Comedivas. Yes, these are real conversations.

Stop and Go Ho

IWillPayinLA: hi there how are you doingcreeper2

MissAnthropic: I am fantastic, thank you.

IWillPayinLA: you gutsy at all

MissAnthropic: Um, okay?  In what context?

IWillPayinLA: would u have the guts to be real gross to a guy and not care?

MissAnthropic:  Excuse me? What are we… eight? What do you mean by “be real gross to a guy and not care?”

IWillPayinLA: is it tempting at all?

MissAnthropic: Considering the fact that I don’t even know what the hell you are talking about, I can’t really answer that.  What is “real gross”?  Are we talking about cooties?

IWillPayinLA: how gross could u be on a scale of 1-10 if u were paid a lot and no one ever knew?

MissAnthropic: What is “gross?” Do you want me to fart on you?  WTF are you talking about?

IWillPayinLA: would u blow ur nose in a guys mouth take the cash and not care? i m just seeing what u would do

MissAnthropic: Is this a survey?

IWillPayinLA: im just curious if ud do it thats all 😉

IWillPayinLA: if u wouldnt its ok

IWillPayinLA: would u actually consider it?

MissAnthropic: I have no idea, but I’m sure I have a price.  Everyone has a price, don’t they?

IWillPayinLA: would u dare do an enema in a guys mouth and not care? and just take the $ and leave

MissAnthropic:  Sick.  Is that what you’re into?

IWillPayinLA: Ive never done it, but have seen it on the internet. so would u enjoy making a guy stop and go he paid ya and it was between u and him

MissAnthropic: “Stop and go?” Is that code for some sexual act I am unaware of?

IWillPayinLA: like, you jerk him off very intensely, when he says hes gonna cum you stop then you start up again when he says hes gonna cum you stop again

MissAnthropic: Are you into that too?

IWillPayinLA: well, its called “orgasm denial,” and yes it can be fun if u were actually into it id pay u now

MissAnthropic: So you’re offering to pay me for sexual favors?

IWillPayinLA: Yes..well how difficult do you think you could make it?

MissAnthropic: I am fantastic at making men miserable.  I have references.  A long list of references, as a matter of fact.

IWillPayinLA: I actually would like to meet  are you available tonight

MissAnthropic: You lost any chance you had with me when you asked me to jerk you off for cash.

IWillPayinLA: so you werent serious, you wouldnt do it

MissAnthropic: Um, no. I’m not a hooker.  I don’t believe I ever agreed to it either.  Why is the internet filled with weird sexual deviants?

IWillPayinLA: ok

IWillPayinLA: maybe for 400?

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