Web Creeper of the Week: Posthumous Panties

Posthumous Panties
PantiePerv:  would i offend u if i asked what u were wearing?
MissAnthropic:  I’m naked underneath my clothes.
PantiePerv:  whatever
PantiePerv:  i am interested in knowing ur clothes.
MissAnthropic:  I am wearing black yoga pants and a tank top.
PantiePerv:  panties?
MissAnthropic:  I’m not wearing any.
PantiePerv:  bummer for me
MissAnthropic:  Oh wait. I forgot. Yes I am wearing some.
MissAnthropic:  Big, white, cotton ones. They are so sexy.
PantiePerv:  too late, whatever
PantiePerv:  lame.
MissAnthropic:  Okay, you caught me. I can put some on if you want.
MissAnthropic:  I thought no panties was a good thing when hot chatting.
PantiePerv:  not for me
MissAnthropic:  So you have a panties fetish? Do you wear them? =/
PantiePerv:  i do have a bit of a fetish for panties
PantiePerv:  no, i don’t wear them
PantiePerv:  i find that gross
PantiePerv:  with past girlfriends, i have sniffed their panties
PantiePerv:  had them jerk me off with their panties
PantiePerv:  had sex with them while they still wear their panties
PantiePerv:  such a turn on for me
MissAnthropic:  I would like to strangle you with mine.
PantiePerv:  whatever, ur not even wearing any.
MissAnthropic:  Until you aren’t breathing.
MissAnthropic:  I would put some on if I could make that happen. It would be worth the trip to the dresser.
PantiePerv:  would it?
PantiePerv:  make it happen.
MissAnthropic:  Only if you promise to die.
PantiePerv:  what??????????
PantiePerv:  that was very rude.
MissAnthropic:  and?
PantiePerv:  and whatever, i have no idea what ur saying.
MissAnthropic:  That I want you to slowly suffocate and die a slow, painful death by underwear.
PantiePerv:  what is ur deal? seriously?
MissAnthropic:  You sniff, I snuff.
PantiePerv:  seriously, what are u talking about? You want your underwear to strangle me?
MissAnthropic:  Yes. My panties are sadistic, and sociopathic.
PantiePerv:  no offense, but u sound like u want me dead
MissAnthropic:  I do. It’s my fetish.

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