Web Creeper of the Week: Not Safe for Work

I have heard about and experienced firsthand the nightmare that is internet dating. It seems the internet is a breeding ground for perverts, douche bags, and mental pygmies. I would be remiss if I did not share these experiences with all of you Comedivas. Yes, these are real conversations.

Not Safe for Work
web_creeper2 Hello Pretty Princess
CumHereNow: Hello Pretty Princess

MissAnthropic: Hello.

CumHereNow: hows your day going

MissAnthropic: Just watching television and shopping online. Nothing too exciting.

CumHereNow: nice im at work

CumHereNow: do you want kids

MissAnthropic: Um, what? Not today, thanks. Why… do you have some for sale?

CumHereNow: ok, i want to make love to you

MissAnthropic: Because I don’t want kids this afternoon? That’s your only prerequisite? Okay, actually, I do want kids. 12 of them, and I want them yesterday.

CumHereNow: i want to slip you my 10 1/2 inch cock and fill you up with my milky cream sauce and make you smile like you never could smile before, seriously?????????!!!!!!!

MissAnthropic: Ha! More like 10.5 centimeters, I’m sure. Now go away and go to a porn site, freak show. You’re at work for Christ’s sake!

CumHereNow: let me play and suck on you

CumHereNow: your on a porn site haha

MissAnthropic: No, I’m not. I’m on a dating site. Last time I checked they weren’t synonymous.

CumHereNow: let me play with your nice full titties

MissAnthropic: I really hope your employer monitors your internet usage. Later.

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Candi Leigh is a writer from Las Vegas, NV who has published columns with RidersReview Magazine. Most days she can be found staring absently at her laptop screen or out drinking at the bar, pen and notebook tucked into her bag, unused. She is mostly just a mean-spirited individual that takes pleasure is being nasty to people (read: honest) and has somehow made a career out of it. Her hobbies include scaring small children, sexually harassing men, making phallic symbols out of found objects, offending old people and swearing like a sailor.

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