Hit Me, Baby
DrDoormat69: my god, u are so beautiful
MissAnthropic: Thank you. And yes, I AM God.
DrDoormat69: yes ma’am
DrDoormat69: how are u today?
MissAnthropic: I am fabulous
DrDoormat69: yes u are my lady
DrDoormat69: are u into dom?
MissAnthropic: What’s that?
DrDoormat69: dominant relationships
MissAnthropic: Is that where I call you a piggy, slap you in the face and step on your balls?
DrDoormat69: if thats what u want we could work up to that
MissAnthropic: Nice! So you’re submissive?
DrDoormat69: yes, if thats what u want
MissAnthropic: Awesome. Would you wear my underwear and scrub my floors on your hands and knees?
DrDoormat69: its all up to u
MissAnthropic: This is fantastic. I have always wanted my own personal doormat.
DrDoormat69: u make the rules
DrDoormat69: would u want to do that?
MissAnthropic: Sure, I am open to random sex with complete strangers that I meet on the internet. That sounds like a great idea!
DrDoormat69: what ever u want i will do
DrDoormat69: as long as nothing goes in my ass
MissAnthropic: Aaaaand on that note, I can’t stop laughing and will be bowing out of this convo right about now. Good luck finding someone to kick you in the penis!
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