Web Creeper of the Week: Bad Salesman

I have heard about and experienced firsthand the nightmare that is internet dating. It seems the internet is a breeding ground for perverts, douche bags, and mental pygmies. I would be remiss if I did not share these experiences with all of you Comedivas. Yes, these are real conversations.

Bad Salesman

creeper_bad-salesmanHornyMofoFor69: hi there, how’s it going
MissAnthropic: Fine.

HornyMofoFor69: you’re so beautiful

HornyMofoFor69: i love green eyes

MissAnthropic:  Thanks.

MissAnthropic: You’ve sent me a message before.

HornyMofoFor69: oh yeah? did we chat?

MissAnthropic: Probably not.

HornyMofoFor69: oh, well now we are chatting, haha

MissAnthropic: Your name “HornyMofoFor69” is less than desirable.  I can’t imagine that actually works.

HornyMofoFor69: i think it’s funny

HornyMofoFor69: and has a truth to it as well

HornyMofoFor69: haha

MissAnthropic: I think it’s the screenname for a douche bag that probably can’t get laid in real life.

HornyMofoFor69: well it doesn’t matter what you think

MissAnthropic: Only if you want to continue to talk to me, which isn’t going to happen anyway. I am not interested in having casual encounters with strangers from the internet. So good luck in your hunt for P.

HornyMofoFor69: you’re so hot, i’d love to lay you down on the bed, strip all your clothes off and kiss you all over pleasure you in all kinds of ways. Then give you all 6 inchs of my rock hard cok

MissAnthropic: Well, that’s never going to happen. Like I said, I am not interested in finding a sex partner on the internet.

HornyMofoFor69: you never know where you might find one, especially one as good as me

MissAnthropic: I don’t want one, now go away.

HornyMofoFor69: never. Haha. I will have you I may not have a big dick, but I love to go down and im good at it you wont be able to resist me

MissAnthropic: You may not have an attractive face, but I would like to punch it in and ruin it anyway. Go away you fucking pervert.

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