The recent increase in Geek presence on television has been testing viewer intelligence, introducing some to new concepts, and turning skeptics into hot and bothered messes! That’s right, geeks ARE hot and they’re seducing the airwaves, one Star Wars reference at a time.
To celebrate these geeks and our desire to… do them, here’s a few of some well-known TV GILFs that get our hard drives crashing!
Abed Nadir
Being a geek is cool, but being a geek who goes to community college so that one day he can take over his father’s falafel restaurant? That just screams sexy (and a lifetime of free falafel… ah!).
J.D.
Doctors live stressful and busy lives — that’s why geeks invented the “quickie.” A guy like J.D. is smart, adorable AND time efficient! Is it time for OUR physical yet?
Artie Abrams
Artie’s in a wheelchair but has more Broadway talent than most hunky beefcakes out there! Oh and don’t worry, Artie has specifically stated that even though his legs don’t work, that other part under the belt works just fine!
Tobias Funke
There’s something inexplicably erotic about a geeky guy covered in blue paint. Maybe it reminds us of a real life Avatar? Or maybe it’s the way his jorts hug his man parts. Just as long as Tobias drops the “analrapist” title, he may remain a GILF in our hearts.
Chuck Bartowski
Most geeks are smart and know a lot, but can they recall the entire Central Intelligence Agency database? Chuck can, and he’s the ONLY one with this top-secret information. Mmmm, mysterious!
Dwight Schrute
Dwight may not be the cutest geek, but he’ll be there to save you the day you get attacked by a bear. He also has a beet farm, and loves Battlestar Galactica… THE ultimate equation when it comes to GILFs!
Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon has a B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., and Sc.D. — one of those has got to mean he’s good for a roll in the sack! Sure, he’s more desirable the less we have to hear him talk, but he can just seduce us in Klingon for all we care!
Liz Lemon
It wouldn’t be a list of TV GILFs if we didn’t include the Queen of do-able geeky gals, Liz Lemon. Man or woman, it’s hard not to find Lemon desirable… especially after seeing her in a Princess Leia getup. She’s overscheduled, undersexed and has a cat named Emily Dickinson. Marry us, Liz Lemon?
