Top 8 Other Things Justin Bieber Should Host

1. The Oscars


 Seth McFarlane, another fellow SNL host from 2012, is set to host this year’s Academy Awards. Who knows, maybe we’ll be so impressed come Saturday that a whole avenue of hosting opportunities will open up for the Biebs. If Justin Bieber hosted the Oscars we at least know he couldn’t possibly be any worse than James Franco. Maybe.

2. The Hunger Games


 J. Biebs has just the right amount of pizzazz to pull off the coveted role of host of the Hunger Games. Honestly though, I’d rather see him volunteering as tribute.

3. America’s Most Wanted


 Justin Bieber’s so hot right now he might actually get some people to watch this show! (Is it even still on?)

4. Alligator Petting Zoo


 Pretty self-explanatory. And awesome.

5. North Korean Missile Launch


 Almost as if the headlines were pulled straight out of The Onion. (And if they were, China would be sure to pick it up and report it as fact.)

6. TGI Friday’s


 How excited would you be if you walked into your local TGI Friday’s and saw The Biebs bringing patrons to their tables? Table for one, anyone?

7. A Parasite


 Justin Bieber: making lice cool again in 2013.

8. My IP Address


Justin Bieber is both functional and practical!


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Felicia Ho is a Critical Studies of Cinema-TV major at USC and an intern for Comediva. Born and raised in the San Francisco Bay Area, she now resides in Los Angeles because of a need to understand the true meaning of crippling loneliness. Besides frantically trying to figure out what to do for the rest of her life, she also enjoys movie theater nachos and judging other people's Spotify playlists. Most of all she just wants to live her life based on a sign she once saw at Target: "Love. Laughter. Joy."

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